Profiles in Minionry: Miscellaneous Bob

                      Minion profile.

Name: Bob the miscellaneous Minion.
aka: Miscellaneous Bob.
Minion type:  Miscellaneous (Faceless)
Height: 5'11
Build: Skinny/slim
Personality: Calm and laid back . Occasionally suffers from various psychosis's due to earlier incidents in his career.
Favorite food:: Tacos
Likes: His job, Jack o' lantern's, Not getting punched in the face.
Dislikes: Being mistaken for Jason vorhees (The masks our totally different damn it!)
  Being punched in the face
Fears: Chibi-tron, Captain face punch., literally drowning in paperwork.
Friends: Big Bob, Fuhai "of the grave"



Special traits: Partially undead.  An uncanny ability  to detect when something bad is about to occur, deemed "minion sense".
 Urban Camouflage: Being a faceless minion is that you can easily step into a crowd and disappear. This is an ability that bob has perfected, and finds himself using quiet often when an evil overlords.

Quirks: Talks to jack o'lanterns, and even has a small one that fits in his hand named "squishy pumpkin"
that seems to never rot. This may be a side effect of the circumstances that lead to his partially undead state.


Always, ALWAYS, has on his protective hockey mask (most people mistake him as a Jason vorhee's cos player) . The only exception is when he takes it off to blend in with the crowd to escape a marauding hero
hell bent on face punching him or worse.


Bio:  Bob the miscellaneous Minion aka Miscellaneous Bob is  well of the many faceless minions know as "the miscellaneous"  who work at Part-time evil. The main differences between them and him are that he's been there since almost the beginning of the company, and that he is the head of the Minion Management Department.

Along with other duties, he negotiates contracts  between the Villains use PTE's Minion placement program,helps with  deployment planning, and mission trouble shooting.The work is hard, but Bob finds it satisfying.

Bob isn't completely stuck at a desk behind a stack of papers, his talents as a veteran minion, and survivor and many campaigns of villainous servitude often have him being deployed as a field commander, assisting as backup or often times part of an elite "troubleshooting" unit. Which usually just consists of "big"bob and himself.

Bob got the name "Bob" from his first encounter with the head of the company, who, in his inability to remember the new hires  name and just called him by the first name that popped into his head which was simply Bob. It stuck, and not once has he ever objected.

While his career in professional minionry didn't have the most glorious of starts MiscellanousBob is quiet happy with how far he's come, and managed to survive in this line of business. Specially with who many heroes that love to mow down faceless minions , or simply go out of their way to punch his face in.

Of minions and Men.

   Welcome to the humble blog of Bob the Miscellaneous Minion a.k.a. Miscellaneous Bob.

   I'm the head of minion Management @ good old part-time evil Inc.
Yes! Part Time evil inc. We've got all your evil needs here in one place.
 including the constantly improving minion placement program. We've got
 Masked Men, mad men,  maladjusted muscle men, menacing monsters and more!

 With the shameless plug out of the way here's what to expect from my little piece of Internet heaven.

Minion Management reports,
Villainous Mission debriefings and minion war stories.
Minionry!
Random reviews
Survival tips for fresh fodd...er.. I mean rambunctious rookies
Hero alerts!
Minionry!
Part-time evil's company status reports
Minion of the Month
Biographies of the mighty Villains that we are often contracted to work for.
and Minionry!

The Blog updates when life allows, but I'll try to keep a regular schedule when I can between getting my face punched in by heroes, and avoiding the lethal deathtraps in the Lair of whichever villain I'm currently "leased" to. So mabey expect something once a week


~Miscellaneous Bob