Showing posts with label Bob the miscellaneous Minion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob the miscellaneous Minion. Show all posts

Friday, November 26, 2010

Splatter house: Blood, brains, and hocky masked psychos.

 Sooo Minions and masters, Villains and Vassals
I picked up the new splatter house today despite the fact I was originally
going to wait on it. However one of my friends called up and mentioned that the original three were unlockables. So, being the sucker I am for such rewards
I couldn't resist it.

 I do not regret it. While there nothing revolutionary about the game play,
which is the basic beat em up formula, kill enemies in the room till door opens,
minor bit of platforming/avoiding traps, more baddies to kill then boss battle,
Purchase upgrades along the way. Like i said nothing new but it feels so good!

Jim Cummings as the voice of the Terror mask couldn't have been
a better fit. He's sarcastic, he's patronising, constantly goading you, and almost always has the sinister tone in his voice. He does total asshole personality really well..Another thing, It's hilarious, at least to me, to hear him shout the various obscenities every few seconds. Due largely to the fact that he's done voices for Disney.

The story is decent so far. However I'm only 3-4 levels into the game.
So , yeah,if you enjoyed the original games, you won't be disappointed. If you've never played them, this is a pretty good choice to start with, specially since you can unlock the originals.

Oh, almost forgot and this is most definitely not a game for the squeamish, or
something to play around the little ones. The level of gore in this game is on a level I've not witnessed before. I mean it is over the top.You can literally beat an enemy over the head with your own dismembered arm. How man games can boast that?  Also there are little pictures of the Rick's (main character) girlfriend that have light nudity in em so, yeah, not a game for young eyes.

 Ok folks, I'm off to rejoin the fray, and continue Rick's quest to save his girlfriend.
 
Miinniooonnrryyyyyyy!

*Bob's body was later located by Part-time Evil's MRS (Minion Recovery Squad) in an aabandoned mansion. The old desolate home in which he was found seemed to have bore witness to a massacre that had nothing to do with the minion himself.

 However bob was found in a pool of his own blood with his body  covered in various scratches and bite marks, most likely caused by the pack of wild raccoons  that were hiding in the nearby fireplace. Thanks to his partially undead nature Bob was back to work two days later.

 He currently refuses to talk about the incident to anyone other than B.B.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Of minions and Men.

   Welcome to the humble blog of Bob the Miscellaneous Minion a.k.a. Miscellaneous Bob.

   I'm the head of minion Management @ good old part-time evil Inc.
Yes! Part Time evil inc. We've got all your evil needs here in one place.
 including the constantly improving minion placement program. We've got
 Masked Men, mad men,  maladjusted muscle men, menacing monsters and more!

 With the shameless plug out of the way here's what to expect from my little piece of Internet heaven.

Minion Management reports,
Villainous Mission debriefings and minion war stories.
Minionry!
Random reviews
Survival tips for fresh fodd...er.. I mean rambunctious rookies
Hero alerts!
Minionry!
Part-time evil's company status reports
Minion of the Month
Biographies of the mighty Villains that we are often contracted to work for.
and Minionry!

The Blog updates when life allows, but I'll try to keep a regular schedule when I can between getting my face punched in by heroes, and avoiding the lethal deathtraps in the Lair of whichever villain I'm currently "leased" to. So mabey expect something once a week


~Miscellaneous Bob