Why does Microsoft have to uglfy the xbox 360's dashboard every year?
I mean, my god first they made the backgrounds I bought aboutsolutely useless due
the panles blocking all but a slim portion of the art, along with adding channles that make navigating to what I want a chore.
So, tedious hunting for the panle youneed, ugly panles, your paid for backgrounds make worthless, what worse could microsoft do after that Bob you may ask? Plenty. Today was "THE FALL UPDATE"
and they changed the guide button menus background to a headache inducing white. The kind of white
that could cause blindness if you look at it for more than two or three seconds. What makes it a major problem is, is that HAVE to see it EVERYTIME you go to log your profile in.
On the topic of the 360, The " Red Dead Redemption: Undead nightmare" Exspansion released recently,
and it is a Tasty peice of gaming. The sandbox is still there, The characters you love from the main story are present, and you get to kill zombies. Seth is particularlly at home with the outbreak, which isn't too suprising considering what he is like in the main campaine. If you play RDR this is a must have expansion.
So the last thingI have to report on is... Halloween Minion schenanigans
Big Bob andI passed out candy last night infront of Hq. We were in standared Minion gear, seeing as the all the stores that sellcostumes seemed to have posters with our faces and "Do not sell to these people" written on them along the wall near the registers we didn't have much choice.
B.B playing the role of the unmoving statue that came to life when warry travlers attempted to proccur some of our candy.. I then procce after the consumption ofthe candy to off the antidotes at the low low price of $9.99. unfortunately no onethought I was serious..So if you stopped by the Part-time evil inc.building to trick or treat, you should seek medical attention if two or more of the following occur.
Annoying itch in embarrasing places
Dry,irritated eyes,
The sudden need to purchase a chihuahua
An inability to care for house plants despite having so many.
Discolored toe nails.
Having an odd shaped fleshy canal that allows the passage of oxygen to your lungs in the middle of your face.
Enjoyment of cat related videos on popular sites such as youtube or veoh. Specially the kitten vids.
The enjoyment of popular internet spread photoshopped images or memes.
you see dancing pink tacos wearing mexican wrerestles masks acompanied with a monacle.
"If the following occurs get to the hospital immedately:
You begin to, or currently enjoy "tim and eric awsomes how good job
Has nothing to do with the candy we handed out. The show is a level of suck that the godofall suck handed his crown over to Tim and eric after a day of vomiting because he was forced to view no more than a minute of it f you begin to enjoy it , it is a sure sign of mental degeration.
A mercy killing will be gladly available if you think tim heidecker and eric warhiem are capable of creating anything that isn't a pile of vomit ontop of a pile ofcrap thats on top of a pile of dead skunks. No one deserves that kind of torture.. no one.
well thats all for tonight folks! Good night and sweet somber nightmares to all
Monday, November 1, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Apology for lack of content.
Yeah yeah I know. I promised content and haven't delivered quite yet.
I do Apologise but like most of you that big thing called life keeps
calling.
While I have been a bit to busy to actually produce any thing worthy of posting,
or have lacked the components (video capture software for example)
to do so, I have had time to come up with some idea's for the blog that will be
made when I have a chance.
Such as our coming soon feature
"EPIC DICE"
Minions love d& d. It's great way to pass the time between deployments or on extended
lunch breaks when on the job. Even better is when you have aset of dice that constantly
hit those 20's you so crave during battles and give you the critical hits/wins you love.
Epic dice, which will occur once a month or so, will take a list of 20 or so random items.
some user submitted if possible,and, Miscellaneous bob will roll a d20 , or twenty sided die for
you non geeky folk, and see what chaos will be wrought from my roll.
The idea is that the more awsome or less embrassing items/dares/challanges be up in
upper range, and the more, ouch factor items being in the lower form. with 20 being a critical and awesome
thing, and a roll of 1 being something truly horrifying.
Also Bobsfirst Mail bag coming soon.
Just as suprised as you folks, didn't realise I actually had people reading this.
So I'll graciously take the time to answer some mail,
on video!
Thanks as always for reading!
I do Apologise but like most of you that big thing called life keeps
calling.
While I have been a bit to busy to actually produce any thing worthy of posting,
or have lacked the components (video capture software for example)
to do so, I have had time to come up with some idea's for the blog that will be
made when I have a chance.
Such as our coming soon feature
"EPIC DICE"
Minions love d& d. It's great way to pass the time between deployments or on extended
lunch breaks when on the job. Even better is when you have aset of dice that constantly
hit those 20's you so crave during battles and give you the critical hits/wins you love.
Epic dice, which will occur once a month or so, will take a list of 20 or so random items.
some user submitted if possible,and, Miscellaneous bob will roll a d20 , or twenty sided die for
you non geeky folk, and see what chaos will be wrought from my roll.
The idea is that the more awsome or less embrassing items/dares/challanges be up in
upper range, and the more, ouch factor items being in the lower form. with 20 being a critical and awesome
thing, and a roll of 1 being something truly horrifying.
Also Bobsfirst Mail bag coming soon.
Just as suprised as you folks, didn't realise I actually had people reading this.
So I'll graciously take the time to answer some mail,
on video!
Thanks as always for reading!
Friday, August 27, 2010
Profiles in Minionry: Miscellaneous Bob
Minion profile.
Name: Bob the miscellaneous Minion.
aka: Miscellaneous Bob.
Minion type: Miscellaneous (Faceless)
Height: 5'11
Build: Skinny/slim
Personality: Calm and laid back . Occasionally suffers from various psychosis's due to earlier incidents in his career.
Favorite food:: Tacos
Likes: His job, Jack o' lantern's, Not getting punched in the face.
Dislikes: Being mistaken for Jason vorhees (The masks our totally different damn it!)
Being punched in the face
Fears: Chibi-tron, Captain face punch., literally drowning in paperwork.
Friends: Big Bob, Fuhai "of the grave"
Special traits: Partially undead. An uncanny ability to detect when something bad is about to occur, deemed "minion sense".
Urban Camouflage: Being a faceless minion is that you can easily step into a crowd and disappear. This is an ability that bob has perfected, and finds himself using quiet often when an evil overlords.
Quirks: Talks to jack o'lanterns, and even has a small one that fits in his hand named "squishy pumpkin"
that seems to never rot. This may be a side effect of the circumstances that lead to his partially undead state.
Always, ALWAYS, has on his protective hockey mask (most people mistake him as a Jason vorhee's cos player) . The only exception is when he takes it off to blend in with the crowd to escape a marauding hero
hell bent on face punching him or worse.
Bio: Bob the miscellaneous Minion aka Miscellaneous Bob is well of the many faceless minions know as "the miscellaneous" who work at Part-time evil. The main differences between them and him are that he's been there since almost the beginning of the company, and that he is the head of the Minion Management Department.
Along with other duties, he negotiates contracts between the Villains use PTE's Minion placement program,helps with deployment planning, and mission trouble shooting.The work is hard, but Bob finds it satisfying.
Bob isn't completely stuck at a desk behind a stack of papers, his talents as a veteran minion, and survivor and many campaigns of villainous servitude often have him being deployed as a field commander, assisting as backup or often times part of an elite "troubleshooting" unit. Which usually just consists of "big"bob and himself.
Bob got the name "Bob" from his first encounter with the head of the company, who, in his inability to remember the new hires name and just called him by the first name that popped into his head which was simply Bob. It stuck, and not once has he ever objected.
While his career in professional minionry didn't have the most glorious of starts MiscellanousBob is quiet happy with how far he's come, and managed to survive in this line of business. Specially with who many heroes that love to mow down faceless minions , or simply go out of their way to punch his face in.
Name: Bob the miscellaneous Minion.
aka: Miscellaneous Bob.
Minion type: Miscellaneous (Faceless)
Height: 5'11
Build: Skinny/slim
Personality: Calm and laid back . Occasionally suffers from various psychosis's due to earlier incidents in his career.
Favorite food:: Tacos
Likes: His job, Jack o' lantern's, Not getting punched in the face.
Dislikes: Being mistaken for Jason vorhees (The masks our totally different damn it!)
Being punched in the face
Fears: Chibi-tron, Captain face punch., literally drowning in paperwork.
Friends: Big Bob, Fuhai "of the grave"
Special traits: Partially undead. An uncanny ability to detect when something bad is about to occur, deemed "minion sense".
Urban Camouflage: Being a faceless minion is that you can easily step into a crowd and disappear. This is an ability that bob has perfected, and finds himself using quiet often when an evil overlords.
Quirks: Talks to jack o'lanterns, and even has a small one that fits in his hand named "squishy pumpkin"
that seems to never rot. This may be a side effect of the circumstances that lead to his partially undead state.
Always, ALWAYS, has on his protective hockey mask (most people mistake him as a Jason vorhee's cos player) . The only exception is when he takes it off to blend in with the crowd to escape a marauding hero
hell bent on face punching him or worse.
Bio: Bob the miscellaneous Minion aka Miscellaneous Bob is well of the many faceless minions know as "the miscellaneous" who work at Part-time evil. The main differences between them and him are that he's been there since almost the beginning of the company, and that he is the head of the Minion Management Department.
Along with other duties, he negotiates contracts between the Villains use PTE's Minion placement program,helps with deployment planning, and mission trouble shooting.The work is hard, but Bob finds it satisfying.
Bob isn't completely stuck at a desk behind a stack of papers, his talents as a veteran minion, and survivor and many campaigns of villainous servitude often have him being deployed as a field commander, assisting as backup or often times part of an elite "troubleshooting" unit. Which usually just consists of "big"bob and himself.
Bob got the name "Bob" from his first encounter with the head of the company, who, in his inability to remember the new hires name and just called him by the first name that popped into his head which was simply Bob. It stuck, and not once has he ever objected.
While his career in professional minionry didn't have the most glorious of starts MiscellanousBob is quiet happy with how far he's come, and managed to survive in this line of business. Specially with who many heroes that love to mow down faceless minions , or simply go out of their way to punch his face in.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Of minions and Men.
Welcome to the humble blog of Bob the Miscellaneous Minion a.k.a. Miscellaneous Bob.
I'm the head of minion Management @ good old part-time evil Inc.
Yes! Part Time evil inc. We've got all your evil needs here in one place.
including the constantly improving minion placement program. We've got
Masked Men, mad men, maladjusted muscle men, menacing monsters and more!
With the shameless plug out of the way here's what to expect from my little piece of Internet heaven.
Minion Management reports,
Villainous Mission debriefings and minion war stories.
Minionry!
Random reviews
Survival tips for fresh fodd...er.. I mean rambunctious rookies
Hero alerts!
Minionry!
Part-time evil's company status reports
Minion of the Month
Biographies of the mighty Villains that we are often contracted to work for.
and Minionry!
The Blog updates when life allows, but I'll try to keep a regular schedule when I can between getting my face punched in by heroes, and avoiding the lethal deathtraps in the Lair of whichever villain I'm currently "leased" to. So mabey expect something once a week
~Miscellaneous Bob
I'm the head of minion Management @ good old part-time evil Inc.
Yes! Part Time evil inc. We've got all your evil needs here in one place.
including the constantly improving minion placement program. We've got
Masked Men, mad men, maladjusted muscle men, menacing monsters and more!
With the shameless plug out of the way here's what to expect from my little piece of Internet heaven.
Minion Management reports,
Villainous Mission debriefings and minion war stories.
Minionry!
Random reviews
Survival tips for fresh fodd...er.. I mean rambunctious rookies
Hero alerts!
Minionry!
Part-time evil's company status reports
Minion of the Month
Biographies of the mighty Villains that we are often contracted to work for.
and Minionry!
The Blog updates when life allows, but I'll try to keep a regular schedule when I can between getting my face punched in by heroes, and avoiding the lethal deathtraps in the Lair of whichever villain I'm currently "leased" to. So mabey expect something once a week
~Miscellaneous Bob
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